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CaptainPlanet420
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posted by CaptainPlanet420  1 year 3 months 2 weeks ago • 2 comments • 815 views

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Steven Seagal just wants to go shopping, man.

tags: steven seagal, shopping, be a nice guy

Maybe they didn't like the way he parked? I'm just not sure.
posted by CaptainPlanet420  1 year 9 months 3 weeks ago • 5 comments • 1177 views

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Whitest Kids - Gettin high with dinosaurs

tags: whitest, kids, high, spliff, buzz, weed, joint, stoned, dinosaurs, wkuk

I'm not sure what I just watched. Now you get to.
posted by CaptainPlanet420  1 year 9 months 1 week ago • 5 comments • 2599 views

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posted by CaptainPlanet420  1 year 1 month 1 week ago • 1 comment • 253 views

It has come to my attention that someone who will remain nameless has gone into my comment history and summarily marked my most recent 5 pages or so as "spam." This is a violation of my rights as a loyal videosift contributor, as I have over 50 sifted videos. This is downright unacceptable and hateful.

I think the authorities should look into this, since we all know choggie was banned for similar actions. I frequently downvote comments based on political differences, but do so based on the comment itself.

My comments have been on my own sift talk posts, on peoples profiles and other places this person had no business disgracing my comments.

Thank you.

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posted by CaptainPlanet420  1 year 10 months ago • 6 comments • 1289 views

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posted by CaptainPlanet420  1 year ago • 132 comments • 4212 views

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posted by CaptainPlanet420  1 year 1 week ago • 0 comments • 270 views

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Baby ducks having a bath :)

tags: cute, teh cut3n355, itchy itchy, waack waack, paddle paddle, duckyyyy

It's baby ducklings in a bath. Ya thas right.
Brief
posted by CaptainPlanet420  1 year 4 months 3 weeks ago • 4 comments • 665 views

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Robin Ventura's plan backfires violently

tags: nolan, ryan, robin, ventura, plan, backfire, beatdown

One of the more famous mound-charges. As if?!
posted by CaptainPlanet420  2 years ago • 8 comments • 2324 views

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posted by CaptainPlanet420  1 year 1 month 2 weeks ago • 8 comments • 3167 views

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Wheel of Fortune woman can't read, loses 40k

tags: blonde, blondie, blondish, extreme luck, comes back to bite

(I can do this...I can do this...) GLEAMING...
posted by CaptainPlanet420  1 year 1 month 2 weeks ago • 6 comments • 1351 views

DEADPOOL
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Cops brutalize black dude

tags: resist arrest, high on life, tase him, tase him again, zzzzzzz ahhhhhhhh

Everything was going nice and smoothly, and then...
posted by CaptainPlanet420  1 year 1 month 4 weeks ago • 37 comments • 1160 views

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COP kills deer at high speeds (16 sec)

tags: police, lights, night, flash, uhhhhh no kant stop AHHHH blood

Not for the squeamish. Unintentional animal fatality.
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posted by CaptainPlanet420  1 year 2 months ago • 11 comments • 844 views

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If Chuck Norris was a dog...

tags: jack russell, kitty, roundhouse, waapaaa

I think the dog is on something
posted by CaptainPlanet420  1 year 2 months 3 weeks ago • 4 comments • 1439 views

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It's the Hilton for wombats!

tags: baby, wombats, they need some help, super fat and cute

Manfred and his wife Helen run a wombat sanctuary. Wouldn't you?
posted by CaptainPlanet420  1 year 4 months 1 week ago • 3 comments • 498 views

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But I wanna be your boo!

tags: anderson cooper, boo, awkward, wait what

Watch as a befuddled Anderson Cooper uses unfamiliar slang.
posted by CaptainPlanet420  1 year 5 months 3 weeks ago • 1 comment • 319 views

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Super cheap 1 punch knockout

tags: cheap, unsportsmanlike, hilarious, knockout, punch

It's pretty much what I would do tho, wouldn't you?
posted by CaptainPlanet420  1 year 6 months 2 weeks ago • 7 comments • 2373 views

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posted by CaptainPlanet420  1 year 6 months 1 week ago • 8 comments • 3599 views

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Instructional on how to use a shank

tags: mail man, cocoa butter, shank, street punk, self defense

"Through this video I'm going to teach you how to dismantle a man in under 7.25 seconds."
posted by CaptainPlanet420  1 year 7 months 2 weeks ago • 1 comment • 242 views