The one, the only, the notorious Roseanne version of our national anthem. Video footage starts part way thru.

Wait till like half way through.

love. that. laff.

Somehow he made it out uninjured.

Watch as the whatever family tries to steal....hahahahaha

best star trek takeoff movie ever

Tell grandma its time for a new Ford. Even the puppy agrees.

Well, he's white, raps, is from Memphis but represents Boston, and ran over somebody with an SUV and is now facing murder charges. Did I mention his rapping is AWESOME?

Can't argue with the facts. Pretty much un-American.

Dennis again illustrating his random-synapse-firing-rundown of current events.

Just start at about 2:15 and go thru 4:30.

I guess the whole "NBA Cares" thing is gonna have to start over again. Roots ya'll, roots.

Do you wanna make more money? Sure, we all do!

This is how you do a solo and look good doing it.

Lucky psycho gets world's most relaxed policeman.

Sarah Palin digs in at her RNC speech.