The apple didn't fall too far from the tree but it did hit every goddamn branch on the way down and then it was fought over by a couple of squirrels then left to rot in the sun for 3 weeks.
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That girl was hilarious at 0:50 - not sure whether or not she should be clapping. This is freakin' *dark *comedy gold. She may not have been entertained, but *I* was.
And what language was she speaking? Mole-english?