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Weird Al "Interviews" Mariah Carey

posted by cheesemoo

9 months 3 weeks ago • 1041 views

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hehe, anyone who mocks this tard, i'm in

written by alien_concept

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So weird! I'd never heard Armish Paradise til yesterday when they played it on the radio. So he did it? Nice coinkydink

written by alien_concept

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It's got a great music video
http://www.videosift.com/video/Weird-Als-Amish-Paradise

written by cheesemoo

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Mariah Carey may be washed up, but I'd still do her. I'm not a sexist, but I realize that's probably a sexist statement. I still remember when she was young, and though her songs were lame she still had the voice of an angel.

(Long, lame, nostalgic bullshit warning)

It reminds of a girl with whom I used to work. At the time I was 23 and she was 18, and yet at that time I felt our age difference was vast. I thought I was so urbane and sophisticated because I was a whole 5 years older than her. Yeah, I was one of those guys who felt sophisticated at the mature age of 23. Crucifixion deserved.

The fact of the matter is that she was hot enough to relegate my 5+ year seniority to the dumpster because she was also a smart, funny, beautiful person who didn't feel the need to succor the delusions of a twenty-something individual to maintain her sense of self-worth.

So what am I trying to say? God DAMN all you smart and beautiful woman, that's what. And the less smart, less beautiful women too. You all get what you deserve: Never getting my company. So live with it. And you BEST not tell me you're over it already.

Because that would break my heart.

Again.

written by kronosposeidon